Privacy Notice

Last updated: July 2025

We take your privacy as unseriously as our excuses — but we still play by the rules.

Cookies & Tracking

We use Google Analytics 4 to understand how people use this website — like how many of you are dodging dinner with Nan. This means:

• Google collects anonymous data like page views and time spent on the site
• No personally identifiable information is collected or stored by us
• Data is used purely to improve the experience (and maybe justify building even more absurd tools)

You can learn more about how Google handles this data here.

What We Don’t Do

• No newsletters (yet)
• No contact forms
• No weird data collection
• No selling your info to lizard people
• Just excuses. That’s it.

Contact

Got questions about privacy or anything else?

Email us at: hello@theexcusinator.com